French
Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glamI was a drab little crab onceNow I know I can be happy as a clamBecause I'm beautiful, babyDid your granny say listen to your heartBe who you are on the insideI need three words to tear her argument apartYour granny lied!I'd rather beShinyLike a treasure from a sunken pirate wreckScrub the deck and make it lookShinyI will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neckJust a sec!Don't you knowFish are dumb, dumb, dumbThey chase anything that glitters (beginners!)Oh, and here they come, come, comeTo the brightest thing that glittersMmm, fish dinnersI just love free foodAnd you look like seafood (seafood)Well, well, wellLittle Maui's having trouble with his lookYou little semi-demi-mini-godOuch! What a terrible performanceGet the hook (get it?)You don't swing it like you used to, manYet I have to give you credit for my startAnd your tattoos on the outsideFor just like you I made myself a work of artI'll never hide; I can't, I'm tooShinyWatch me dazzle like a diamond in the roughStrut my stuff; my stuff is soShinySend your armies but they'll never be enoughMy shell's too toughMaui man, you could try, try, tryBut you can't expect a demi-godTo beat a decapod (give it up)You will die, die, dieNow it's time for me to take apartYour aching heartFar from the ones who abandoned youChasing the love of these humansWho made you feel wantedYou tried to be toughBut your armour's just not hard enoughMauiNow it's time to kick yourHineyEver seen someone soShinySoak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever seeC'est la vie mon amiI'm soShinyNow I'll eat you, so prepare your final pleaJust for meYou'll never be quite asShinyYou wish you were nice andShiny